Category: Poems

  • Have You Seen My Mom’s Grocery List?!

    Have You Seen My Mom’s Grocery List?!

    Broccoli, cabbage, okra, and kale, I’d rather be thrown into jail. Turnip, spinach, onion, and leeks, I could go hungry for weeks! Parsnip, ginger, pumpkin, and chard, I think I’ll go clean up the yard. Carrots, sprouts, zucchini, and peas, Dear God, I’m down on my knees! Mushroom, celery, eggplant, and beets, I’ve decided to…

  • Pomato

    Pomato

    There once was a poor old potato, Who lived with a fried green tomato, They woke with a fright, Went bump in the night, And now people call them ‘Pomato’! *Illustration by Gabe Ostley